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"I think that, as life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action of his time at peril of being judged not to have lived."

-Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

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AMONG THE BEST MATT PRESKENIS SITES ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB!
 
 
Well, it had to happen sooner or later.
 
You found me.
 
 
People have rightly described me as a less holy version of Rasputin, a motorcycle-phobic Evel Knievel or That Guy Who Stayed Too Long That Night. 
 
They're all right. 
 
My life keeps on making sense at the time.
 
At least that's what I tell myself...
 
It certainly hasn't been dull.
 
I've ridden death buses from hell in countries most people can't find on a map, I met Lobster Boy weeks before his son had him killed, and I did a weekend of comedy shows with Tommy Chong the month before he got sent to jail. 
 
As investment bankers and management consultants say when they figure out how much they make per hour, at least I've learned a lot. 
 
Still, I've been making a lot of changes in my life, so I figure it's time to tidy up around here.
 
Oh, I'll always be the funniest Masshole you haven't met
 
But I'm more than that. I'm branching out.
 
Example #1:  back in November, I boxed a stranger for charity.  Seriously! He tried to kill me, but I don't think he succeeded...
 
Oh, and I almost forgot:  Screw you people.
 
Hugs,
 
p.s. Rest in peace Grady Stiles, Junior.  Hell needed a LobsterBoy.

Matt's fateful meeting with Lobster Boy!

The money shot! Stand-up downloads!

RANDOM mattpreskenis.com-FINDING SEARCH TERM OF THE MONTH!!!
 
From Sep 2007 through Feb 2008 and still going strong:  "hang in there!"
 
Easier said than done, I can assure you...
 
 

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Check out Matt in the film short "I Am Drugs"

AWARD-WINNING FILMS? BUT OF COURSE!

Matt doesn't care if you like him, and Matt doesn't care if you hate him, because you have to love him.

Bite your tongue, take another shot to put the past behind us, and just do it. 
 
You have to admit, we had some laughs along the way...
 
E-mail me directly at matt at mattpreskenis.com
 
It'll make my day.  And I really am sorry.  Besides--it was your idea.