That's right, at the top of this page is a picture of one stone cold simian with a Jack Palance-esque gaze, riding that collie like those 7 seconds are a lifetime...

 

I saw this at my old job one day and declared that it was AWESOME.  No one else thought it was all that special, oddly enough.  God, those people sucked.

 

But you know what?  I was wrong.  That's only SOMEWHAT awesome, compared to what you are about to witness if you click the link above.

 

I know what you're thinking--I've seen a lot of awesome things on the Internet, many of them thanks to the liberal social mores in Eastern lands and cost-effective webcam technology in Romania.  To you I say, please, don't bring your filth here.  Go back to Connecticut.

 

With one click, you will recognize that everything you were ever taught has been lies, damn lies--with a night class in statistics.  Check it out!