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You say "beer," I say it's the taste of adventure that comes from living on the edge!

 
 
 
What a treat.
 
Here's what to expect:  self-serving propaganda, amusing tales, and incoherent mumblings penned one afternoon after beer number seven...
 
Most importantly, they serve as a cautionary tale for all.

 
 
Yep.  I know, but thanks for pointing out how crappy and generic it is.
 
I even went ahead and added old posts from my "web journal" that I was sort of half-assedly keeping for a while. 
 
I know, the text is really tiny in the 2003/4 posts. 
 
I don't have time to jump every time you complain, you know...
 
If you're really bored, my old "web journal" is at this handy link, in hopes that my cautionary tale will live on among internet historians, curious passers-by and my legions of Malaysian fans. 
 
May God have mercy on our souls.

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This instruction is not as obvious as it appears, I can assure you

Inspiring quote of the moment:
 
"Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody."
 
--HC

This space is intentionally left blank.
 
There are plenty of words in my crappy blog.