Links!

Awesome Links!

"Matt, your site is great and all, but I've decided that I need to start seeing other websites. It's not you, of course. It's me..."

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Zork I, Donkey Kong, LOGO - Who needed the internet back then?!?

Please, please, don't make this any harder than it needs to be. Go on your way. I will be here internalizing the pain.

If you must go, though, I would be pleased to recommend the following sites:

Matt's Friends!

Slim Bloodworth - get the skinny!

Dan and Sean - now with more words

Matt Recommends....

New Rotterdam: America's Hometown

Saint Giles--One of America's premier preparatory institutions

The Decline and Fall of Saturday Night--See for yourself what Saturday has become!

The most accurate sports simulation on the web

Just because...

Hamburgers rule. And these are the best in the world.

The second-best hamburgers in the world are right down the street from me!!!

Matt loves rebels! GORA EUSKADI!!!

Freak Central: Proof that when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade--and when someone hands you a hairy lemon, you can make a small fortune charging Midwesterners $5 a head to look at it

"Yeah, Dude!" A drink that sounds simply nasty. And I thought I had a problem. These crazy motherfuckers don't even bat an eyelash at the "grain alcohol" line. (If you're crazy enough to try one, let me know how what you thought...)

The Drudge Report: yeah, yeah, you're "above" it and all--but just the other day they had a story about a barracuda that jumped on a boat and bit a guy!

C64, the Atari's nemesis, but a worthy foe.

I tell you people--I was a tremendous dork.

I'm not kidding.

I could program the living shit out of that 1200XL, and I once built a population model on it for fun. Now that's "street cred," Poindexter style!