Schedule

Where is he, so I can avoid him?

The "M-A-T-T Preskenis" show is tearing up the town...

What's your excuse for missing it?

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Here's a sampling of places where you can check me out, live and in person at a club, bar, or function hall near you!

HIATUS 2006 - NOW KNOWN AS "HIATUS 2006 - ???"!

Like some sort of comic comet, I'm not visible from earth right now.

My icy core is somewhere out there, racing through space...

Oh, I'll be back. Someday.

You can count on it. Maybe.

OK, who am I kidding?

Right now, you have a better chance of being bitten by a unicorn while high-fiving a leprechaun than you have of seeing me do stand-up comedy.

If you need an MJP laugh that bad, follow me around and listen for a bit if you have to.

I'll see you in the produce aisle...

Back in the day, I would have jumped at the chance to play your big-tymin' club, your cozy lounge or your scary dive bar with the old Navy man watching the dog races.

Those guys love me.

Maybe I'll be back some day.

Until then, I'm hanging out at matt@mattpreskenis.com or getting my ass handed to me on XBox live... See you there!