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Standup so funny, you'll shit yourself

 
 
Matt never did make it to the Big Time, but at least he was funnier than that guy at your office who won't shut the fuck up.
 
"Prove it!" you say?
 
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Holy crap.  I'm not sure if you're prepared for the hilarity, but this site is prepared for you...
 
That little "player thing" below this rambling text is your one-way ticket to hilarity.

It's like your VCR.  Hit play, and hope the kids are in bed.
 

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Seriously, I hope you forged ahead and watched that film...
 
Either way, don't be bashful!  I'm around, on e-mail even: matt@mattpreskenis.com!